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it's not tuesday but are we still doing reverse tmis about crushes and dating because this isn't a crush but a dude really likes me and we are friends and it is awkward but we also strongly love each other in nonromance way and have this weird thing where our brains work the same way and it creeps out everyone we know and he's cute and i want to hug him forever bye

@Anonymous

COVERS FACE LMFAO THATS SUPER CUTE

dang

im really glad you guys are such good friends, wow

3 days ago with 1 note

oh my god esme you gUYS ARE REALLY DUMB AND CUTE

oh my god esme you gUYS ARE REALLY DUMB AND CUTE

so you be supes cute

@Anonymous

aaaaa no u guys are too nice to me

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3 days ago with 0 notes

wait wait, do you really hate Hannibal? Or a is it that "ah I hate this!" (keeps watching) sort of thing?

@Anonymous

LMFAO YEAH NO it’s like i hate that i love this i hate that it’s so good

it’s really fucking good

3 days ago with 2 notes

Tagged: #emiasks

I met my husband at Disney World. I was eating a churro and he bumped into me and I was choking and he had to do the heimlich maneuver on me.

@Anonymous

holy shit

holy shit

3 days ago with 3 notes

i have a big dumb crush on a ladyfriend despite having a boyfriend, and it's really dumb and it sucks a lot and sometimes i just want to kill my romantic feelings for her

@Anonymous

ahhh i get u

u just gotta
TRYN ignore it as much as u can im sorry ú Aù
maybe u can learn to transfer those romantic feelings into ladyfriend feelings so u dont gotta completely snuff em out just
alter em a little 

i know it’s easier said than done but

3 days ago with 0 notes

can we still tell you crush stuff? The first and only time I've ever had a really real crush was on this dude in my theater class back in high school, he was kind of a hippie and when ever I saw him, he kind of took my breath away but I'd never had a crush before and it was really distressing b/c I didn't know how I was suppose to act so I would end up being kind of weird around him and I think in the end I kind of weirded him out

@Anonymous

ahhh no im sorry ; o; i mean lets be honest, first crushes are always awkward but like that’s high school dude it’s kind of required everyone has an awkward crush

(anyway if he remembers u still im sure he doesnt remember the weird parts so don’t fret about that u ou)

3 days ago with 1 note

are we still talkin crushes. i havent had a srs crush on anyone since grade school and it kind of wigs me out but at the same time its nice to not have to deal with that stress???? but also i kind of wish i had one hahaa its a little worrying to me that i havent. ive got some pretty weird trust issues that seem to make me stop short of ever being interested in anyone on a more than superficial level its a big pain in the ass. crap this didnt wind up being about crushes after all sorry B(

@theoldaeroplane

IT’S OK DUDE

not having to deal w/ stress i think is a really good way of looking at it honestly. u ou bc dumb feelings can sometimes really effect ur school or work or social life and it’s like nah yo SOMETIMES IT’S REALLY OVERRATED

but it can feel nice too idk IDK
like i said earlier i don’t think you should be worried about it really because everyone experiences feelings differently and you just might not be the kind of person to get all crushy over people!! OR WHO KNOWS maybe you are but it hasn’t really “developed” yet/you haven’t found the right person that makes u get all gross and dumb

a lot of people are like u don’t worry u wu 

4 days ago with 2 notes

oh god the idea of casual smooches terrifies me and same with drunk ones GAAAHHHHHH

@Anonymous

AHH IT’S OK they aren’t for everyone

to me real smooches are like scarier than casual or drunk ones but yeah im a baby

smooch at the level ur comfortable smoochin at

4 days ago with 0 notes

I have a crush on my girlfriend. She's really cute and funny and we met because she was wearing a Sepulchritude shirt.

@Anonymous

ahhh cute good u vu

4 days ago with 0 notes

I had a kitten in my room for a few weeks while my friend was in between houses. My boyfriend and I would try to have sex but he would get scared when the cat looked at him and would get an insta-boner kill. She would also sleep on his face when he would sleep in my room with me so he was convinced she was trying to kill him. Also one morning we started to fool around and when I went up to lock the door she decided that his crotch was the best place to sit.

@Anonymous

4 days ago with 4 notes

but i want to smooch all of them a lot I HAVE TO FIND THE ONE I'M CRUSHIN ON THE MOST?? wow really hard why

@Anonymous

ARE ANY OF THEM INTO CASUAL SMOOCHES THAT’S ALSO A PRETTY GOOD WAY TO GO
get drunk and smooch

IDK BRO
hold a survival of the fittest and weed em out 
make them battle for ur crushin 

4 days ago with 2 notes

i'm like friend crushing on a ton of people and then crush crushing on just about as many other/some of the same people and i feel horrible about it because it's too much to handle and deal with properly

@Anonymous

no bro it’s ok i feel u SOMETIMES
U JUST
have a lot of feelings for a lot of people and it’s hard to sort thru and differentiate them and u feel dumb and gay and it’s hard but

idk i try to just like accept it and be like “yo im fuckin gay but whatever i guess” and try to get on w/ my life and still most of the time im like “well how do i REALLY feel about u” but

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sometimes u just got intense feelings for someone and u have no idea how to label it and IT’S FRUSTRATING but maybe if u give it time to like develop enough to where u can analyze the feelings and go “ohhh well i guess that’s how i actually feel” b4 jumping to conclusions

if u can just enjoy the friend crushes for what they are and not fret about being gay that’s usually the least stressful route

idk im fuckin blabbing basically friend crushes are always cute but sometimes ur like but what am i actually feeling and then it sucks and that’s kind of life
this isn’t that encouraging of an answer actually

hM 

find the one ur crushin on most and smooch them

4 days ago with 0 notes

I met my girlfriend at an anime con while I was cosplaying John and she was Dave. We both followed each other on tumblr and kind of forgot about each other for a while but eventually I started talking to her on skype and I decided she was super cute and for some reason it was really easy for me to flirt with her??? That went nowhere for a while since we're both so anxious but I started getting crushanon asks, and it turned out they were her, and now we are dating and it's really great <333333

@Anonymous

AAAHH THAT’S SUPER CUTE

wow cute
people meeting at cons thru like mutual cosplays/interests is really cute
plus johndave is a great ship so like 

4 days ago with 3 notes

i just broke up with my gf yesterday everything is sad in crushland

@karazorl

noooo im sorry ; -; hopefully you guys are/will eventually be on good terms

/hugs u
give urself time to heal it might take time but it’ll get better u Au

4 days ago with 1 note