i can’t tell if flipping the drain thing up or down actually opens or closes the drain bc the water drains out at the same rate for each one

the beginning of a new era (at BASE K)

ok but i MIGHT name my fish egg

i am an Adult (at BASE K)

we’ve been moved in for a good five hours and andy broke one of our windows already

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
boy: i hate being poor
grandpa: were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

look at how blue this room is. im so happy (at BASE K)

MY PHONE UNDERSTANDS ME

onlyblackgirl:

whitepeoplestealingculture:

White people asking me questions about my turban (part 2)

Why his white dude bro voice on point tho. Lmao.

j6:

indepenisday:

Banana Knuckles (organic edible brass knuckles) with mp3 player

okay what the fuck

deckitout:

Ashley left her phone at my house

i’m SO dad
shad

autonuked:

Mattress fort for dnd roleplay

OK JUST CUT ME OUT OF THE PIC ANDY

shad forgot his work shoes